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and other
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The Original & Genuine!


Improves focus, mood and opinion of that scroundrel down the road!

Cranky’s Brand Coffee


The crotchety pressman himself swears by it!

CURES: Bleary Vision, Nagging Grogginess, Foul Mouth, Road Rage and Unexplainable Psychotic Behavior.

RELIEVES: Mild to Moderate Hangover, Indecipherable Mumbling, Hatred Towards Songbirds and Many Other Complaints.

Dosage: Mix with hot water. Take 8 to 64 oz. orally before 11 AM as needed.

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Each bag 12 ounces (340 grams) in weight.

100% Arabica Coffee Beans.

Active Drug: Caffeine

Roasted by Lib’s Market, Salem, Ohio

Fresh-roasted right before its dropped in the mail.

Makes a great gift for those irritable morning people in your life.

Damn fine coffee.

Weight .75 lbs
Dimensions 8.5 × 4 × 3.25 in

Whole Bean, Ground

Give to a friend or loved one
who has difficulties at
this problematic time of the day.

(May or may not do what it says on the package but does taste superb.)

New Cranky Coffee Packaging

Roasting & Shipping!

Several times a week.

Priority Mail arrives anywhere in the continental U.S. within 2 to 3 days.

Cranky’s Brand Morning Irritation Remedy