We found a carton of The Coasters!
They're back. We had assumed they were all gone, but low and behold just discovered a box of the The Coasters Sets under a table and they are available to buy once again. Cranky Pressman produced this set of four old-timey letterpress pulp board coasters to advertise our custom coaster printing services. You can get a stack for your own heavy drinking and furniture protection purposes.
Printed in 2-color letterpress front and back, 3.5"x3.5" in size, there's Edna- the sassy one, Mr. Snogglebaum- a pompous old git, Adelaide- with sharp tongue and horse, and the miserable yet lovable Pressman himself. No collecting required, all 4 come bundled in one neat set.
Biographical portait of oldster on coaster face!
Meet Mr. Snogglebaum. He clearly sports the most facial hair of the bunch. Little corner vignettes tell the story of each character's long illustrious life.
There's no better place to set your beer.
Packed with both useful and usless information!
Further your education while getting drunk. The back of each coaster contains detailed made-up information about the senior citizen. Learn their Likes and Dislikes just like in Playboy but not sexy at all. There is a different cocktail recipe on each, along with hard-hitting copy advertising the Cranky Pressman custom coaster printing services where you can create your own coaster designs.
Order a set or two now.
These coasters are the exact same ones used in our direct mail promotion and are now being offered for sale in a limited edition while stocks last. Price includes ground shipping to U.S. addresses only. Sorry but we cannot ship internationally for free.