First 10 comments tonight after midnight from each US time zone gets a calendar.
When you run all this old junk and are as ancient as us you sometimes forget what year it is. The new 2011 Cranky Pressman calendar celebrates this dizzy feeling.
To mark the new year (whatever it may be) we will send one of these cheap crude letterpress calendars to the first 10 people from each of 5 United States time zones who comment on this post after midnight their local time. Comments can be anything you like. We expect a bunch of indecipherable drunken nonsense.
~ The Cranky Old Terms ~
- No cheating. When we sober up over weekend we will go through the comments to decide the winners based on the time your comment comes in.
- You must mention what state you are from in your comment.
- Finally, to get your F®€€ letterpress printed scrap of paper you must go to this link and complete the form with a mailing address where we can send the calendar. Without an address you won't get anything.
- Addresses will be checked to make sure they match the state you mention in you comment.
- Your address will remain confidential and the only thing we will possiblly do with it is send you letterpress crap now and then.
- Our decisions are final.
- This offer will end at January 2, 2011 at midnight Pacific time.
Good luck and happy new year!
Calendars designed by Craig Clark. More images coming soon.
I want a calendar!! :) Happy New Year!!!
Posted by: Mksteele | January 01, 2011 at 12:09 AM
Can't wait to see what Cranky awesomeness arrives this year. Happy New Year!
Posted by: Wmsteele | January 01, 2011 at 12:12 AM
I am from MA and mercilessly tortured my cat with my New Years' noisemaker. Does this comment count as belligerent?
Posted by: Jess | January 01, 2011 at 12:12 AM
Ohio in the house!
Posted by: Joseph Hughes | January 01, 2011 at 12:12 AM
Can't wait to see what Cranky awesomeness arrives in 2011. Georgia wishes you a Happy New Year!
Posted by: Wmsteele | January 01, 2011 at 12:15 AM
I'm from GA, ps. :)
Posted by: Mksteele | January 01, 2011 at 12:15 AM
Don't forget, you have to mention the state you are from and gotta go to the link above and send us a mailing address.
Posted by: Cranky Pressman | January 01, 2011 at 12:17 AM
Sed me a calendar! Happy new yr. I'm in Alabama.
Posted by: Lindsay calhoun | January 01, 2011 at 12:42 AM
Letterpress is just alright with me. I'm an Engraver from NY and my
Junk is Junkier! And I'm from NYC so im Crankier!
Posted by: Ted at Terrapin | January 01, 2011 at 12:53 AM
a big howdy and happy new year from the lone star state! (texas)
Posted by: jamie shelburne | January 01, 2011 at 01:00 AM
Time to play Chicago ILs' favorite guessing game; gun shots or fireworks!
Posted by: Jason Early | January 01, 2011 at 01:00 AM
Iowa! Happy New Years!
Posted by: Justin | January 01, 2011 at 01:01 AM
Happy New Year to my fave group of cranky artists! My Cranky calendar brought me much joy in 2010, and I can only hope that 2011 will be the same!
Alrighty, time to finish swigging my champagne here in Alabama!!!
Posted by: Malinda Nichols | January 01, 2011 at 01:01 AM
I want a calendar! North Carolina!
Posted by: Anthony Stamey | January 01, 2011 at 01:03 AM
happy new year from st. paul, mn
Posted by: brian d. | January 01, 2011 at 01:04 AM
What the heck … why not, I'm not out partying. Happy New Year from Chicago, IL! Looking forward to the "letterpress crap now and then."
Posted by: Ryan | January 01, 2011 at 01:05 AM
Happy New Year! - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Posted by: David P Crawford | January 01, 2011 at 01:10 AM
I am in Ohio! Am I too late for a calendar?
Posted by: Tom Cosma | January 01, 2011 at 01:32 AM
I would like one, please! Salem, OH!
Posted by: Mary Sutter | January 01, 2011 at 01:36 AM
Happy New Year from Oklahoma!
Posted by: Audrey | January 01, 2011 at 01:39 AM
Happy New Year from Sydney, Australia!
Posted by: Nathan | January 01, 2011 at 01:49 AM
Yes! Please! Pacific in Long Beach, CA!
Sweet.
Posted by: Luke dorny | January 01, 2011 at 01:57 AM
I know time is less important to folks like you Luke of Long Beach. But us Easterners are sticklers. Happy new year to you in just over an hour.
Posted by: Cranky Pressman | January 01, 2011 at 02:08 AM
And Nathan of Sydney, Australia. Where is that, somewhere near Topika?
Posted by: Cranky Pressman | January 01, 2011 at 02:10 AM
Yay calendars! I'm from Colorado.
Posted by: Andrew Brozyna | January 01, 2011 at 02:11 AM